and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
id be glad to
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
