Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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