you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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