We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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