You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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