a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
wow bdsm is so cute
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