No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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