But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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