I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
