this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just googled if crying burns calories
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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