Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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