this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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