i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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