im six kinds of drunk right now
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
