Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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