JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am spending my child support on dildos
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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