soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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