I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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