I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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