god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I skipped work to stalk him.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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