who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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