found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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