Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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