I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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