He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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