i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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