p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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