Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
