absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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