you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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