420 ftw
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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