If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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