doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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