Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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