That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who did Billy Mays play for?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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