This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well I just put wine in my tea
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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