genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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