i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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