How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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