All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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