I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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