the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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