i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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