garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
A bitchslap is in order.
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