he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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