My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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