I hate your face
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
