Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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