she was so not down for the gang bang
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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