I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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